So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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