No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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