Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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