Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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