he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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