Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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