Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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