if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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