i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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