Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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