in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
operation harelip BJ is a go
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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