I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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