you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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