Sry I called you an 8
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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