Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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