My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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