You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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