I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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