Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you win again, gameday.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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