But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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