Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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