perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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