I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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