Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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