She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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