Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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