I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I want a musical about memes.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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