How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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