Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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