I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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