I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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