new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The power of my boobs compel you
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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