i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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