he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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