You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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