New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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