went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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