Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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