and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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