Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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