ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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