If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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