gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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