But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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