Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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