butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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