I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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