remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
