mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize
