i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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