..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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