I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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