with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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