honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
