well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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