In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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